Monday 18 June 2012

VROOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOM FERRARI


Blog no.3 

Again the opinions are mine and if anyone feels bad or hurt…..Blah blah blah…..you know the rest.
Also nowadays you cant rely on the review in the newspaper as even they are tampered with, if I may remind you AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI got 4and a half stars and excellent reviews but I would rather eat Tom and Jerry comics and have a laugh or go to learn maths and have more fun.


  
It was a pleasant morning on Sunday until 4:00 pm when the show for Ferrari ki Sawaari started and I found myself in the theater and then Sunday got spoiled faster than the speed of Ferrari itself. The movie opens in a very cute way where a obedient son and a willing father played by Sharman Joshi tries to make a difference for his son in the smallest of ways, also collecting money for his sports accessories and club fees so that his son can play on LORDS and one day become “TENDULKAR”. After this the movie starts going in one direction only, with some small twists and turns hoping that at least the end would be good or a little different the movie just shuts down showing the kid and Sachin (a fake one by the way) in the end and then to add spice on the scar it shows  “a film by Vidhu Vinod Chopra” like they made a better movie than Shawshank Redemption itself.
Things I liked :
1     The Ferrari
2.       The performances by all characters which includes everyone.
3.       The songs were placed at proper intervals and did not feel unnecessary
4.       Vidya Balan (she’s smokin hot even in that maharashtrian sari getup)  

Things I did not like:
1.       Major twists were very predictable.
2.       After a point the story was stagnant and only confusion was going on.
3.       They could hire Sachin Tendulkar, if he can sell Zandu Balm this is the least he can do when he is the main  inspiration of the story.
4.       The main Idea “Look on the bright side” around which the story is weaved got lost somewhere in the middle and fell apart completely in the end.

In my opinion watch some Jungle Safari show than the Ferrari freak show at least you would get to see the superhot female guide in those sexy jungle miniskirts. Lets see what you could pick if you saw that movie. Please comment if you liked something or you didn’t.
Personal review: **1/2
Next week will be back with Gangs of Wasseypur, I hope Mr. Kashyap doesn’t disappoint.

Thursday 14 June 2012

OK PACKAGING GREAT PRODUCT.

 The following opinions are my own so if anyone feels bad or hurt, I don't care pal !!
Also during the making of this blog no animals or aliens were harmed. Any resemblance so someone alive or dead is purely co-incidental so please free to comment to share your opinions with us if any.

As in my earlier blog, we were closing the gap on "Hollywood" (hahahahaha) but here comes an different Political flick "SHANGHAI" based on the book "Z". From the director Dibakar Bannerjee who has previously done work like "OYE LUCKY LUCKY OYE", "KHOSLA KA GHOSLA"and "LSD" which were undoubtedly great. But this time He went a little inch down with the movie, some where "I felt". The title SHANGHAI has done justice to the movie script as the Politicians who are highly educated (hahaha) trying to make a city like Shanghai which is called IBP( Indian Business Park) and things start going haywire with the arrival of an activist. 


Lot of time has been taken to lay the foundation and build character according to the demand of the script but unfortunately "WE" like a little fast movies where Salman punches, and the villain falls 10 feet far from the hero and then he takes the girl in his drugged ginormous arms and fly's away(please don't ask me how he did that). People during the movie were going to loo's and smoke cause frankly even I felt that a lot of time had been put in building the stage for the finale.

HUMKA KA PASAND AAWA !!!!

1. Great story, amazing direction and very good performances by the actors.
2. Really nice twists and turns.
3. The movie is like a circle where it comes back to the start and you figure out why everybody's life in the movie is interlinked.
4. Slow, but worth the wait.

HUMKA KA PASAND NAAHI AAWA!!!

1. No background score and also the song "KHUDAYA" has not been filmed in the movie or maybe Vishal & Shekhar's  instruments were busy on some other project, who knows!!!.
2. Should have started the twists and and turns a little earlier so that the people wouldn't have left the theater so soon.
3. A little background should be shown for each character rather than in a way of narration in the screenplay because we are more visual than kinetic or auditory.

Many things to go on and on about but I'm not going to bore you I'll leave that to your better half'(if you have one, heheheheheh) 
All in all a great movie, which other directors should learn from next time they take a project, which is worth the money you pay for so please catch it before it is out of the theaters. And no Dibakar Banerjee has not payed me to blog this also if he would have I wouldn't have taken the money cause I am very respectful that way (hahahahaha).

Toh Aapko Kya Pasand aawa aur ka nahi aawa ?????????? please do share !!